just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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