He is such a slut. More and more my type.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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