brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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