Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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