yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I woke up under a house in Key West
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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