dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
