Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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