found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
