I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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