is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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