Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
