what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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