Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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