why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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