remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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