Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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