Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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