i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It's blow job season.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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