Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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