jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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