didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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