What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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