Christians are straight up FREAKS
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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