The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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