your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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