i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
