Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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