I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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