Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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