Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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