I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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