if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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