You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm sobbing to NWA
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Randomize
