She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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