About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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