I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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