I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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