Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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