You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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