it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
