im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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