I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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