Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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