You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
it's great music for shaving your balls
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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