I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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