Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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