she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He has the fingertips of a God
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