Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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