Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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