Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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