But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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