Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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